Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
groundbreaking discovery: men aren’t actually that important
if you play with my hair until i fall asleep i will fall in love with you
(Source: thatisntchanel)
but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it
always think this!
today at work a young hispanic man was having trouble with the bottle machine he was using so i stayed outside with him to help unjam it and help with the bottles and when he was done a bunch of gangsters showed up who knew him apparently and he shook my hand and they were all like ”eeyy you alright man you alright. you ever need anyting you let us know aint nobody gun fuck wit you” and then they taught me this intricate handshake and thats how i accidentally joined a mexican gang
(Source: vans-supreme)
Single Woman’s Title = Miss
Married Woman’s Title = Mrs.
Unknown Woman’s Title = Ms.Married Man’s Title = Mr.
Single Man’s Title = Mr.
Unknown Man’s Title = Mr.Because a woman only has status if she is married
think about it.
add an apostrophe to Mrs = Mr’s.
think about it.and then go throw up.
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
(Source: wh1rring)
